Form PLZ-1, application to buy $PLZ on Solana

Application to buy plz dont buy

$PLZ is a memecoin on Solana. It has one feature: a stick figure who would rather you didn't buy it. If you want to anyway, fill out this form. He will read it.

Contract address

not launched yet

Smiling stick figure under the words: plz dont buy — this is him. he asked nicely.

Part 1. Declarations

Tick every box that is true. All six have to be true before he'll look at your application.

I have read the name of this coin.the name is the whole whitepaper
I understand he is a drawing and cannot do anything for me.he waves. that's it.
There is no roadmap, no utility, and nobody here is promising me anything.correct. not even this note.
I understand memecoins can go to zero, and that this one is basically asking to.he's glad someone listened
I will only put in money I could lose without mentioning it at dinner.that's not a no. hm.
I was asked nicely, and I am doing it anyway.wow.

Part 2. Current damage

Live numbers from DexScreener, filled in automatically once the contract exists. Nobody types these in.

Price—

Market cap—

Liquidity—

24h volume—

Awaiting deployment. These stay blank until there's a real contract.

Part 3. Signature

Type your name. It turns into your signature, which he will then ignore.

Your name

6 boxes and a signature to go.

For office use only

Nothing here yet. Submit the form and he'll process it by hand.

application denied.

He denies everyone. It doesn't actually stop you, and he knows that. The links still work.

Buy on pump.fun anyway

Check the contract yourself before you do anything: paste it into Solscan or pump.fun and read what's actually there.